can she just get an award or something
someone is throwing snowballs at my window. maybe it’s a guy coming to confess his love to me
it was my brother..
I want to know how many people are reblogging this without understanding why the coffee’s there
This is… HOW CAN I COMPETE WITH THIS?!
Water Works are so real right now
"IT’S FINALLY DECEMBER" screams a girl, walking outside. it’s 90 degrees out. there’s palm trees everywhere. oranges fill the streets. it’s florida.
Just wanted to take a moment to say, Robert Downey Jr: FUCK YOU
I’m always surprised at how much he gets away with this shit. Then again, maybe I shouldn’t be surprised…
reasons why i’m never going to be able to get behind rdj
Embarrassed to say that I did not know about either of these movies or this blatant racism.
I… You… What?
I can’t say anything for the movie on the right ‘cause I’ve never heard about it or seen anything from it or know anything about it.
But the movie on the left is called TROPIC THUNDER. It’s a comedy. And in it he’s playing a pretentious actor that’s so full of himself that he finds nothing wrong with using black-face. The movie… is about… how idiotic and full of themselves actors are. That’s the… entire point of a movie. This is like taking a still of a movie where he says FUCKING FAGGOT and saying, “Can’t believe he’s such a homophobe.” He… the entire point of him wearing that is to make fun of it. I don’t…
By saying him wearing that is racist and bad is the entire point of him wearing that.
[And apparently the second one is from A GAME OF SHADOWS where his character is dressed up in order to go disguised. I don’t… understand how that’s bad either.]
In neither of these movies was he being racist. One of Sherlock Holmes’ talents is being able to completely change his appearance and fool anyone. In Tropic Thunder he plays a character who is a famous actor and in the movie they point out how ridiculous it is that he’s playing a black man. It was a joke, he even says “I’m the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude” In A Game of Shadows, it was following the actual canon of how Sherlock would disguise himself.
it’s all about context
gj tumblr you’ve done it again
How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Reblogging because there are some sassy little shits out there.
when you realize you’re not getting paid to work…
you’re getting paid to be everyone’s emotional trashcan while you whore out positive energy.
174,000 people value cheap humour over the mental well-being of underpaid and mistreated staff
Fuck these people. I swear, these are the people I fucking hate. Why do they think its funny to make my life hell? Really, fuck all of you.
Wow that’s fucking ridiculous. As if our jobs aren’t shitty enough no let’s fuck with McDonald’s employees too. Fuck that shit. People are screwed up. This is the result of too much inbreeding.
The next person to hand me a handful of change while there’s nobody ahead of them and a huge line behind them for a $5+ order is going to be painfully suffocated with a quarter pounder.
thomas what the fuck is your damage
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